1. Justin! He's terrific. And I wanna say on your behalf I really hope the other guys from NSYNC are watching that performance. Because if they were, I think there's a really good chance that they're gonna let you back to the band.
2. We are very welcoming to outsiders here in hollywood. We don't discriminate against people because based on what country they come from. We discriminate against them based on age and weight. Andrew Garfield lost 40 pounds. Where are you Andrew? You can barely even see him he's got so thin. It was an astonishing physical transformation that has been attempted since every actress in every role ever.
3. Some of you will get to come up here on the stage tonight and give a speech that the president of the United States will tweet about in all caps during his 5AM bowel movement tomorrow.
4. Let's get going and assign for our first category tonight. It's supporting actors, it's what most actors' parents are still doing –supporting actors.
5. When your name is Mahershala what do you name the kid? You can't go with like Amy. Real simple? Mark? Oh Mari. Alright I approve.
6. Before we go any further, if there is anyone here from CNN or the LA or New York Times, if you work for anything with a word "times" in it, even like medieval times, I'd like to ask you to leave this building right now ok? We have no tolerance for fake news. Fake tan we love but fake news...
7. I wanna mention the young men and women you see handing out trophies tonight are not models. They're not Stallone girls, they're actually all winners of the Student Academy Awards. They're Academy awards winners. So this is their first time being part of something like this and keeping up with the time-honoured tradition for entry level jobs here in Hollywood for the work tonight we will not be paying them.
7. Now it's time for something that is very rare nowadays, a president who believes in both arts and scientists. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the president of the Academy of those things.
8. The movie business is changing. For the first time ever, Amazon is represented at the Academy awards, the first streaming service nominated for best picture. Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO. I want to say congratulations to Jeff, and I also want you to know Jeff, if you win tonight, you can expect your Oscar to arrive in two to five business days. Is stolen by a GrubHub delivery man.
9. I don't know if anybody is gonna be able to give a speech after that. I mean that was unbelievable, and people were crying. Viola Davis just got nominated for an Emmy for that speech at the Oscars.
10. Just remember because a screenplay is adapted doesn't mean we love it any less.
奥斯卡向正确得多且无竞争点的一年,大奖还尴尬之乌龙。今年好梗:1.黑人拯救NASA白人拯救爵士乐;2.致敬梅姨;3.鸡毛黑马达。
政治正确在最后一刻完胜,某些被高估的颁奖总爱搞事情。
谢谢雌雄大盗从天而降,压轴出场。邦尼与克莱德固然垂垂老矣,却漫不经心地抢劫了所有风光,提醒人们电视只是幻象,把公众号关上,生活才是最真实的。
除了影后其他都合我心意,最后的乌龙闹的真是,好在最佳影片是月光男孩。
最大奖的乌龙真是为今年的黑白大战画上了一个最意想不到的句点,一帮白人灰溜溜走了,一帮黑人雄赳赳上台了。邦尼克莱德合体再创历史现场。心疼超速驾驶发推送的自媒体们。
今年的最佳剧本给你了
从小吃惊到彻底惊心动魄.....不得不说这件事还的确是自己看奥斯卡颁奖以来最载入史册的一件事,以我爱看热闹的心态来说真是(喜闻乐见),而且这届个人最佳是《月光男孩》~~
最精彩大概是最后一刻的史上无敌大虾碌,简直可以载入颁奖礼史册...(邦妮和克莱德的亮相简直激动得我浑身鸡皮疙瘩!!!
然而我是挺《降临》的…
又名【反川普美国演艺界大联盟】
除了最佳影片,其他都实至名归!奥斯卡历史最大乌龙,感觉得了一场心脏病……
虽然我还蛮喜欢石头姐的...但是不得不说她的影后拿得比小辣椒还要水,奥斯卡史上最水影后没毛病....
普华永道拿最佳编剧,马特德蒙拿最佳主持人,高司令拿最佳喜剧片男主角,川普拿最佳隐形嘉宾。
满意,各种意义上的满意,感觉近几年最公平的一届,所有奖项都符合我预期。月光蓝孩拿的那几个都是实至名归应得的,推销员的外语片也是实至名归好么!BP海曼和月光蓝孩中的任何一个都可以。说政治正确的请原地爆炸!!!#专治不服#
从提名时的AA到颁奖时的LALALAND,马男S3的寓言又一次上演。心疼各家发稿迅速的大号们。我是真的不希望艺术之外的因素越发占据主流,然而从目前的情况来看,真的是愈演愈烈。鸡毛尽力了。恭喜卡西。恭喜达米恩,你依然是我十分羡慕且佩服的导演。最后,Oscar Sucks.
永远会记得这个请了假、跟班主任闹翻、在家看奥斯卡直播的早上。最爱痛失了最佳,又有幸见证历史。
这届奥斯卡才是最佳改编剧本
虽然每年都会有人说“奥斯卡不过是一场公关游戏”、“奥斯卡从来无关公平”,但其实当为Viola Davis的首胜(Long Overdue)鼓掌时、为《海曼》拿下原创剧本感动时,更或是婷婷和高司令又一次交集激动时,这位耄耋之年的老人依然有它的光芒和魅力。今年还让所有人坐了回过山车--Steve Harvey后继有人~
“超越套路的剧作法”、“好剧本是改出来的”
不可思议,下颚脱掉!!!!!!!